your thong is hanging out like whoa
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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