Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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