One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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