absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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