I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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