Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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