Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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