we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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