WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
