who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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