If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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