Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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