High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
