i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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