Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Randomize
