if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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