the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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