I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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