People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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