it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
jump out the window naked night went bad
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