So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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