I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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