Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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