Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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