Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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