Dual....:-)
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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