If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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