margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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