So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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