hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
