I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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