Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
