so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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