Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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