how can u be prego again
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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