i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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