I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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