What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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