Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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