She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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