yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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