we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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