whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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