I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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