I love black thongs
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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