My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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