i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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