You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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