But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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