Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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