They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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