Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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