Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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