I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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