i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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