is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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