We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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